For The Tea Party
I’m sorry, but we can pretty much understand that we just won’t see eye to eye here. Sure, the United States Government is currently our mutual enemy, but your being the enemy of my enemy does not necessarily make you my friend. Whoever said that never had to deal with your group in the aftermath. We could pull forces and work together, but what happens when we win? What does a win even look like for you? Who would be your enemy then? Our philosophies are polar opposites diametrically opposed to each other. Whereas we feel a brotherhood for all of humankind and other life forms, you guys are more the “every man for himself” types. If you can get your heads out of your asses and come down to earth and recognize your fellow human beings, accept Jesus, then maybe you can play with us.
The libertarians are republicans on steroids, whereas the tea party is libertarians on steroids. I’ve been to the Bundy Ranch. I get it, you don’t like being told to pay your taxes. Well hello, right here. But you’re either going to play fair or you’re not going to play at all. You too need to grow up. Now sit back, and listen to papa Gnome.
First off, you guys don’t know Jesus Christ. You keep yapping that you are “Christians” while holding the position that there should be no socialized medicine, or socialized anything, in this country, but don’t touch your social security. You know - every man for himself. There is something that I have been told to tell you. Okay, you guys ready for this? I ask you that because what I am about to tell you could make your heads explode. So you all better sit down. You ready? Okay. Here goes. Jesus Christ is a socialist. Not only that, but he is an anarchist as well. That’s right; he doesn’t believe in “the state”. And you thought you knew Jesus.
Sorry folks, but it is true; Jesus is a socialist. If he were the king sitting over you all, rather than a corrupt republicrat like you have now, that is the exact system he would install. Do you doubt me? Are you really that deranged? Do you really need to go back to Sunday school? …Fine.
Ya’ll say you love Jesus. How many of you, however, will ask the question, “what would Jesus do,” before doing most, if not all, things in life? (That’s supposed to be the difference between me and you. I don’t claim to be a Christian, so you have to watch out for what I might do next. Unlike you teabagger, who all claim to be Christians, so we all in America know that every decision you make has your lord in mind so we can all trust you.) Like, before you join a secular government’s military, do you ask, “what would Jesus do?” We don’t think so. If you did, your answer would be to not join. So, don’t say you are a Christian, who honors Jesus, as you learn how to kill and destroy God’s creations and Jesus’ brothers and sisters. That makes no sense whatsoever. So, it is quite obvious that you don’t ask yourself if what you are doing is something that Jesus would do. Like, what would Jesus buy.
Jesus spoke of how to respect all of God’s creations. He healed and I don’t recall him ever asking for payment. Don’t you see? You’re killing him. He is suffering because of your attitude. All you have to do is change your attitude towards all of God’s creations and bang, you’re going to have a different world. Grow up, please.